Frozen Hot Dogs

So... you've been talking to a girl who you really admire, and you would REALLY LOVE to ask her to be your girlfriend, BUT, upon asking, she gives you a response you were not expecting: she "only sees you as her friend." 

You mentally weigh the pros and cons of this fate, and come to the conclusion that since you're so completely head over heels over this chick, a role as a "friend" is better than nothing. So you set up camp in this position and decide to stake it out in the hope that one day she will come to her senses and see you for the nice, great guy you really are. 

Days turn into weeks, and weeks into months. You've endured more "friend" things than you can bear - not to mention, your ball sack is about to self combust. You think if you just hold on long enough that "she'll cave in one of these days" and "finally see me for the nice, great guy I really am!"

 

NOPE. I'm sorry to break it to you, but she is never going to be interested in you on your terms, and I'm about to tell you why.

For her, a "male friend" is a "frozen hot dog." 

Let me explain.

Let's say she goes grocery shopping and picks up everything she wants.

At the last minute, she decides to grab some frozen hot dogs thinking, "Well, I already picked up everything I wanted. But frozen hot dogs might be good to have around. I mean, I definitely don't want to eat them every night, or unless I have no other option." 

Who knows how many she has stocked in her freezer. Maybe she's some kind of frozen hot dog hoarder, hoarding every preservable substance in sight, simply because of the sheer convenience they provide.

But one thing is certain -every time she opens her freezer they'll be there saying, “Yup. We're still here! We'll always be here! You can eat any one of us if there’s nothing else to eat! You will always have us in an emergency…”

And one day she will inevitably end up feeling really hungry.  

She's going to walk over to her fridge and see there is nothing (she likes) left to eat.

And then she'll remember, "Ohhh yeah! Frozen hot dogs!"

In other words, she just wants to have her frozen hot dogs and eat them too, and the biggest part of this cycle of madness is YOU! You need to stop participating in this frozen food bonanza! You are better than this! Thaw yourself out of this mess and move on, my friend. Sooner or later, you'll find the bun that's right for you. 

Good luck. 

Have a nice day.

xo Mel